GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An